Kurt! 24. Maine born, San Diegan now. Bowties. Batman. Responsible Manchild. Music Dude. Teacher Guy. Extroverted introvert. Unofficial Culkin. Insomniac. Totes NSFW. Sweet style, man. Instagram @ AllTheButtsTumblr (3.0; @staticpoetic)http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86e25b47eb612a58fd3452534a807483/tumblr_mjsbj6bfST1qezyaro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50707171992http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50707171992Sat, 18 May 2013 00:52:38 -0400<p><img height="282" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ad5ffdc9f6b1ee245e3e9e74935c0497/tumblr_mlyitej1bT1s67vyfo6_250.gif" width="376"/></p>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50689752976http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50689752976Fri, 17 May 2013 20:36:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/809d94c115907bbe75f8590c1f58140b/tumblr_mmp8icjusy1r0ix14o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down</span></p> </blockquote>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50688928697http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50688928697Fri, 17 May 2013 20:24:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a67c7e392e41e5403fb19e07a23f75d5/tumblr_mmyormKsiI1qbcporo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I feel you, Mike.</p>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50676600780http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50676600780Fri, 17 May 2013 17:24:00 -0400when im 4: haha 420 and 69<br /> when im 6: haha 420 and 69<br /> when im 9: haha 420 and 69<br /> when im 20: haha 420 and 69<br /> when im 42: haha 420 and 69<br /> when im 69: haha 420 and 69<br /> when im 96: haha 420 and 69<br /> when im 420: haha 420 and 69 (in a skeleton voice)http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50676098470http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50676098470Fri, 17 May 2013 17:17:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ej5iFrJd1qcqaj6o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ej5iFrJd1qcqaj6o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morehiddlestonforyou.tumblr.com/post/50553622497/that-shirt-with-those-shoes" target="_blank">morehiddlestonforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#that shirt #with those shoes</p> </blockquote>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50675152663http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50675152663Fri, 17 May 2013 17:03:58 -0400<blockquote> <p>that sexual tension between two bloggers who always like/reblog each others’ posts</p> </blockquote>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50668718670http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50668718670Fri, 17 May 2013 15:28:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cd1d4bf4949ce02798eb981a9988452/tumblr_mlhttk95lm1qa8mq1o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e29b5c282add746ff07fc05f7e30375a/tumblr_mlhttk95lm1qa8mq1o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>As much as Patton Oswalt is basically my favorite person ever, this rings so true it hurts.</p>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50616737492http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50616737492Thu, 16 May 2013 20:57:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50566489618http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50566489618Thu, 16 May 2013 05:02:55 -0400<p><img height="225" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8a3a10ba2964671e66b4f9dff770246c/tumblr_mmu4agYfT01qib2lio1_100.gif" width="300"/></p>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50488821823http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50488821823Wed, 15 May 2013 06:45:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dc26cbdbab63196a645ed61f65e10a5/tumblr_mmnw2r4X2C1qkwx38o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50488594488http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50488594488Wed, 15 May 2013 06:37:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/040d9868d6862a950ed695a08e4818b0/tumblr_mgmcntzBRb1rvuxb6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50480360480http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50480360480Wed, 15 May 2013 01:52:00 -0400In fact I'd probably like you more if you did<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a684b3798c3b315307a0505a3c3fce8/tumblr_mmtim23Uwe1qh5la4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My life IRL.</p>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50467523559http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50467523559Tue, 14 May 2013 22:22:00 -0400serenading cats 5evr.<blockquote> <p><span>I fell in love with a girl</span></p> <p><span>who picked flowers instead</span><br/><span> of arguments and had no </span><br/><span>time for bad things</span><br/><span> because she so carefully</span><br/><span>curled herself </span><br/><span>against them.  </span><br/><br/><span>you were summer recklessness</span><br/><span> but you always had these</span><br/><span>two rules: stay with me</span><br/><span> and don’t become a ghost.</span></p> </blockquote>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50464181985http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50464181985Tue, 14 May 2013 21:41:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b5cc2e9f46848be045e0b3e228a2652/tumblr_mjj9zmZcet1qe7dlao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50447595321http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50447595321Tue, 14 May 2013 18:00:20 -0400<blockquote> <p>all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot</p> </blockquote>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50411294127http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50411294127Tue, 14 May 2013 05:56:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e259712802b30bcd0b4b66d2b7ba6e09/tumblr_mlz7zuOnYB1rvy6hbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irrumatrix.tumblr.com/post/49579770625/come-back-to-me-soon-you-beautiful-show" target="_blank">irrumatrix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>come back to me soon, you beautiful show</p> </blockquote> <p>This is exactly why I found it so hard to quit.</p>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50367198389http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50367198389Mon, 13 May 2013 17:20:55 -0400<p><a href="http://juicyjacqulyn.tumblr.com/post/50361021244/i-have-cool-ranch-doritos-breath-who-wants-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">juicyjacqulyn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I have cool ranch doritos breath, who wants to make out?</p></blockquote>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50361840590http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50361840590Mon, 13 May 2013 16:10:32 -0400http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50229321821http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50229321821Sun, 12 May 2013 01:29:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f653ef2b78d793a7d881b862a396edba/tumblr_mhb9qmiFn01r41d9no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50223753372http://staticpoetic.tumblr.com/post/50223753372Sun, 12 May 2013 00:04:54 -0400